»Your best Joke

Do you like egg jokes? Awh, that's okay - omlettin' it slide, but just this time. I was talking to my friend, but he got eggstremely upset so I said to keep his sunny side up, because I was eggstra happy; I was thinking about how I dressed up as a Dalegg for christmas last year, and I was eggsterminating everyone It makes me eggsited for this halloween. I'll be an eleggent queen. You know what? That sounds like a plan. I just hatched a plan. Oh dear I'm getting all scrambled. I question my eggsistance sometimes. I'm fegging done.
@Lolo :O I'm frytened you'll block me for this again :x This cracks me up though. Don't go into shell shock due to how many egg yolks are in your system

 

Nice one

 

it actually goes like this, Why did the person cross the road? He didnt, the semi hit him

 

LOL

 

I am a Joke
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LOOOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOO

 

WHAT KIND OF BEES MAKES MILK


boo bees

 

I got a funny joke for ya
Patient: Doctor help me please, everytime i drink a cup of coffee i get stinging in my eye. Doctor: i suggest you remove the spoon before drinking.
And this
I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

 

omg xD

 

Heres the chicken bruh :3
-ninja_Gamer11

 

lol i don't have any good jokes

 

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. We might not be the only ones here, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. But what does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

 

Wtf is that Like it looks so wrong 0_0

 

Want to hear a word I just made up?
Plagiarism

 

duh

 

ahahah nc