»[tutorial] how to get a girlfriend on guildcraft

You probably clicked this because you want to get a girlfriend on guildcraft. Well wait no further, I am here to help. If you follow these 100% approved 5 easy steps I guarantee you will have a girlfriend in the end.

without further ado, lets start!



step 1. get a girl.

finding a girl is easy here on guildcraft. but be warned, if you are spending the rest of your life with this girl be sure that she is nice, funny, and good looking.

so therefore you need to find a user with a hot girl as an avatar. can't go wrong with that, right? right???

our sam has picked @kilo here.






step 2. confess your undying love for her.

after all, she needs to know you love her. girls are very complicated creatures and they might find the worst in everything and may be offended by an indirect message, so be sure to be very explicit.







step 3. be persistent!

never give your girl just one message. show her that you are committed in this relationship and you are the strong dominant male you are supposed to be.







step 4. don't stop there!

show her that you are truly going to be involved. by following her on guildcraft you are ensuring that she feels secure.







step 5. state your position!

state very clearly that your girl is yours and taken by you and hereby thinning out your competition.







congratulations!

you should have your very own gc girlfriend now. If you don't, or if your girl isn't responding after following this guide, call our toll free hotline at (866)740-4531 .

thanks for your time and best of luck with your girlfreind!!

 

I don't know what to say..

 

Thanks it helped me a lot, now @Ashley89 is my bae <3

 

...<3?

 

Lol, I laughed while reading this.

 

Wtf niq? Am a BOY LOL are u serious right now xD

 

and ofc especially if he was aMale LOL
eh ur forum alting ITs obvious from the screenshots.
requesting a lock

 

Wtf did i just read

 

just a stupid kid that don't have what to do alting wiht a samloc account and trying to be funny :')

 

He was just doing it as a joke and he is fully aware you are a male, it just makes it a lot funnier. It's in the off topic section for a reason so I don't think it should be locked. From my perspective, I thought it was really funny and no one should take it serious tho but it definitely made my day.xd

 

u make me feel bad LOL but why me ;-;

 

I didn't mean to disrespect or offend you in any sort of way, I was just trying to clear up some misunderstandings :/
Here you can have a cookie
*gives cookie*
Can we still be friends? ●︿●

 

Oh....okay, this is "Scarlett" approved, but I gotta speak for my ladies. Here's a very wise advice.

If you ever want to break up, make a rendezvous at McDonalds or something, not a 5 Star Restaurant
Just remember, I don't know how to stress how important this part is, but we don't ever, ever talk it or try negotiations. It's 21st century who on earth does "the break up talk"?

Below are two choices that would make sure both sides of the relationship won't be hurt while you're having your meal with him.

Choice One: Kill Him
He deserves to suffer longer, but it's alright to rid of his misery and pain asap.

Choice Two: Kill Him
Girls, I promise you, he'll never come back to disturb you. *Wink Wink

~ BUTT, alright, if you really like your boyfriend, try to COMPLIMENT him 24/7 whether online or not.
Tell him, "You smell like my grandfather" and he'll propose you the next day.


P.S. I didn't contact @lolnoteven , but meh I'm sure he's cool with it....
P.S.S. Do not attempt to sue me for this.

 

Holy, this actually worked!
Kilo wants to be my gf now, i just need get her a ring ...

(Woulda screen it but im on the phone atm :S)

 

I used this tutorial to get @YoshiCake , ty <3

 

This guy is thirsty

 

if kilo said I smelled like his grandfather i'd probably kill myself

 

u can screeshot it

 

lol /: my grandfather is dead and i never saw him alive so..

 

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