»[short1der | xVendetta 2020] Recruiting members for the presidential cabinet

Hello all:

As you know, every great president must have a presidential cabinet. Thus, we are hiring!

We need:
Secretary of Defense
Secretary of Agriculture
Secretary of Transportation
Head of FBI
Head of CIA

Positions are always opening! Our turnover rates allow everyone the opportunity of employment by the United States of Survival!

Please follow the following application format:

Code:

Age (must be 35 or older):
Previous Experience with Bureaucracy:
Political Alignment (who do you support as president?):
Who is the best developer? 

 

Age (must be 35 or older): 69
Previous Experience with Bureaucracy: Top beauracrat, has tonnes of experience doing nothing, following the system and trusting it.
Political Alignment (who do you support as president?): short1der - democrat. bernie 2020
Who is the best developer? Jay. short1der*

Running to be your campaign manager and head of CIA

 

Darn. Wanted to be first lady

 

So is there a position free for cleaning Lady? Cause im kinda at that

 

Age (must be 35 or older): actually old enough for real
Previous Experience with Bureaucracy: I was married
Political Alignment (who do you support as president?): an anarcho-syndicalist commune, taking turns to act as a sort of executive-officer-for-the-week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting, by a simple majority, in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority, in the case of more major issues
Who is the best developer? Epic Games

Is there some position where I don't actually have to do anything, or show up for meetings? Because that's the one I want.

 

i can be the president
yes

 

sign me up!

 

Can i be the butler?

 

Age (must be 35 or older): 53
Previous Experience with Bureaucracy: yes
Political Alignment (who do you support as president?): yes
Who is the best developer? dad

 

Age: 6
Previous Experience with Bureaucracy: shit no
Political Alignment (who do you support as president?): what the hell is this
Who is the best developer?: your mom