»MC account Giveaway!!

as the title said ill be giving away 1 mc prem acc xD all you gotta do is pick a number between 1-100 and then tell me a joke (well if you dont have any its okay lol xd)luv yall<3




Ends in 2-3 days from now on



Note:Will be using a number generator so yeah



Edit:ill just use the siri command xd

 

81- Roses are red, grass is greener. The last time something dropped that hard, Caitlyn Jenner lost her wiener.

 

don't :/

 

42
My joke is My Life {JKJK I have you in it prolly winning an MC acc, sooo }

 

17 fffs Im very bad joke teller. I dunt have any ;-;

 

69

School-

'S'ix
'C'ruel
'H'ours
'O'f
'O'ur
'L'ives

 

83 idk what I tiepd on my keyboard
mai ign is in my name lol

 

21 , whats 9+10= ;-;

 

99:deez nuts!!

 

57 -
Not al flowers can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done, I don't care if you lick windows, or screw farm animals. You hang in there cupcake because your fucking special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling, you crayon eating motherfucker.
( I thought this up just now )

-donalddoyson

 

LMAO

 

86 -
What's a ghast's favorite country?
The Nether-Lands!

 

Number :96
And The Joke....ahmmmm....hmmm.....lemme think if i remember any jokes................zZz......
-SoundMax

 

I legit just thought of that xD
-donalddoyson

 

69 my joke is: why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side.

 

14
I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?

 

Someone already choose that number xd

 

26
YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT

Spoiler

she ate the rest of the joke q.q

 

7
Why did the dick go to 7-11?
To get a Slurpee

 

14 nu joke ;-;