»Life Story: Crazy Night

I know that noone will give a shit about this story,but since you clicked on this thread, you decided to give a shit.

*Incoming long story*


So 2 nights ago, something crazy happened.

9.00 PM

i was in a pub, chillin' with my mates(i stopped drinking so i just just ordered some milkshake exdee) then suddenly there was this drunk guy, he looked like he was sleepy, and then boom, he took out a fucking bleach bottle and decided to drink it in public.

i said to him "yo mate chill, you don't have to do this, calm down and drop the bleach"
then he screamed "Stay back mate, my fucking life sucks, i just wanna die". I didn't know what to do, my friends were panicking and i was like the only guy that was trying to help this poor man,But then, he drank the goddamn bottle, and fainted. Everyone in the pub was fucking screaming and shit. And then something unexpected happened, THE GUY WAS PRANKING US HOLY SHIT, turned out to be water inside the bleach bottle, at this point i was angry as hell, everyone started beating the shit out of the guy lmao, also the guy filming the prank also got beat the shit out of him.

9.30 PM

I decided to stay calm and not beat up the guy,but then out of nowhere there were 2 guys rushing into the pub, wearing all black, both of them had guns, at this point me and my friends were literally scared to death. One of my friends tried to call the police, but then the robbers noticed him and pointed their gun at him, the robbers took his phone away. the robbers decided to point their gun at the bartender, but then something miraculous happened, outside there were 5 police cars waiting at the front of the pub. inside i was screaming with joy, then the robbers decided to hand themselves to the police, and Nobody was harmed (except for the bleach guy lmfao)


11.00 PM

After a ridiculous night out, i went back home at 11pm, i was about 1 km from my house, the streets were clear, noone in sight, there were only a few cars passing by, but then, i had this feeling that someone was following me. i looked back and i saw a man, wearing a green hoodie? i couldn't see it since it was really dark but it looked green. At this point i was nervous, the man was smiling and he looked very happy, i know that this sounds like a creepypasta story, but it ain't. i kept walking down the street, every step i took, the footsteps behind was getting louder, and louder, at this point my heart was beating so fast, i looked back again, and the man stopped, then he started laughing like a maniac and started jumping and screaming for no reason. at this point i knew that i was getting followed by a psychopath. i started to run as fast as i can, i see my house in sight, and i looked back and... the man wasn't there, he wasn't following me anymore, i was relieved and decided to go into my house and lock every door. i was still not sure if he was following me or not.
then, my phone rang, i thought "oh who could this be?" i answered, and my heart dropped, i heard an old man's voice, it sounded like he was in his late 50's or early 60's, he spoke "Open your front windows, i'm there" my heart was beating 5 times faster than it normally would, i open the binds and took a peek, he was there... he was outside my fucking house, he was waving at me, he was smiling, but this time, his smile looked more like a serial killer's smile, i pulled out my other phone, calling the police, but then the man said
"Oh don't do that, you'll make me sad" he fucking saw me trying to call the cops, so i stopped, i asked him
"who the hell are you, what do you want?!" he replied "i just wanna play, Nathaniel" He knows my name,
HE KNOWS MY FUCKING NAME, how the hell does he know my name?!, at this point i was going insane, i decided to hang up on him and turn my phone off, i locked ALL entrances possible, i went upstairs to my bedroom, locked the door, i even barricaded it with my closet, i closed my windows, shut with binds. and decided to call the cops, i told all them the story, and they said i should calm down and wait for the cops.
seconds passed, minutes passed, 10 minutes later, i heard a knock on the window, i literally almost screamed but then i kept it together, that fucking cunt was knocking my window, then finally the knock stopped.
and then, the cops came i was again, screaming inside with joy, i decided to unlock the doors, and went outside, i told them everything that just happened, and they searched the vicinity around my house, no luck, they found nothing, noone.

This was by far the most horrifying experience i've ever had in my life. 2 days passed and no sign of that guy.

i literally couldn't sleep for 2 days, well i did, but like only 3 hours of sleep.





If you read all of this, then you're a god

 

I read it bro id fuckin screamin if i saw an old man who said "I just want to play Kuba" like lmfao

not sure if its real (only u know if it's real or not) but i think it is and must have been the most traumatic expierince in ur life @_@

 

It is

 

well bro tf id be still in bed under da covers, not typin this xD

 

Thank god im not you xD. but at least you're safe ;-;.

 

New paranormal movie

 

That is why i whould rather live in New Zeland than USA. Good story tough m8

 

that was derdd synergy, why did u call the cops u scared him

 

What kind of robbers rob a pub and then hand themselfs to the police lol. I ment if ur robing a pub ur either going for hostages or for the drinks because none goes with alot of money and super expensive stuff to a pub. And if they are going for the drinks i dont think they wouldv surrendered because STEALING DRINKS MEANS U HAVE DRINKING PROBLEMS AND I DONT THINK PEOPLE WITH DRINKING PROBLEM WILL JUST SURRENDER
Edit: im not saying ur lying im just saying these robbers went in with as soon as they thought about it.

 

Dude i was confused as well, well i didn't really see much, when the robbers came in they took us hostage and i was forced to turn my back. i saw what i saw, but i think there were like 10 cops outside and they barged in, i dont think they just gave up easily

Also i think the robbers robbed a pub just for cash money

 

this happened in London, UK. not USA mate.

 

if that was derdd, i would literally kick his nuts.

 

still you have to admit that USA is dangerous i mean ppl just murder others cuz he stole his gf/bf like in my countory wich had population of 2 mio you like never see on news that anyone has been killed by other person.

 

true, 90% of adults in the us have guns lmao

 

Im so not used to this. Like my countory is peaceful af. But there were some stupid teens on the news how they lited up a new year rocket and got their arms blowed up. (idiotes)

 

magic

 

Interesting

 

omg i thought u would die lmao

 

If he died,how could he tell us this story lol

 

It was so funny that i forgot to laugh

 

I rly wanna read it after watching all the comments but i have my finals tmrw... :/

Edit: couldnt stop from reading and i have given my important analysis on it below