»is Ashley89 a member of the illuminati? exposed

hello. my name is lolnoteven. in case you are not familiar with my name, i specialize in very long threads calling out various people from different backgrounds. I have been exposing members of guildcraft since the dawn of time.

you may have been wondering. "WHY has lolnoteven not made a thread in solong?? where is the information WE need? is my best friend working for the illuminati??" but i have stopped.

why?? you ask. well i have been asking myself. "WHY am i doing this? WHAT is the point? WHAT am i doing this for? what has this person done to become roasted to this degree??" all these questions... for a long time they have been not answered. my patience was waning. my rotors tarnishing. but now i have realized that they ARE among us. these people. these shady men (yes ashley89 is a man) have been stealing our information, leeching the juice out of the orange that is our lives, destroying the foundations of which we feebly rock back and forth upon. it has come to a point where someone needs to speak out. these peoeple-- the members of the illuminati, are slowly taking over the world we know as "safe" and "sound". someone needs toREPRESENT. someone to lean on when society turns dark.

so back to the question. why have i not been making threads? what had happened? was i captured by the illuminati?? well the truth is. I have been researching. collecting Data for many many years. keeping tabs, every day. it is the ultimate, most in depth i have gone. \

I have traveled to the borders of the world, through the deepest of forests and caves, adventured through the iciest of icy ice to retrieve this cold, dark information. but it had to be done. and so I did it. it has been done. yes. me.

the person i am exposing today is ashley89. yes. ashley89. he has been throwing us off balance; did any one suspect him except for me? oh cute, sweet, little, innocnet girl ashley89. who would've known. who would've dared expected this. the truth is, IT IS ALL PART OF THE PLAN.

"what do u think ur doing" you ask. "ashley89 definitely not a illuminati!!" but let me tell you.

ashley89 was born with a penis and two testicles. according to my research. this, by definition makes ashley89 a man. but why has ashley89 hidden his identity? why has he been pretending to be a girl, under the name ashley??? who knows.

further investigation is needed. according to my very reliable sources (top-secret UN government officers (theyre dressed in black)) ashleys real name is ashton!!! he is not a girl!! he has a penis! i assure you. in a closer look at ashtons birth certificate, a mp3 file containing a track of a shitty song recorded in the 1960s, ashton does not even reside in the US, like his profile suggests. i would like to reveal ashton was born in Britain.

But WHY!! why would ashton do this. hide his identity. location. was it because he wanted to become staff?? because. Our sources indicate that women have a 100% larger chance to become promoted to staff over men. so is this why ashton is pretending to be a man all along??? wow!! should he even be a staff right now since he is a illuminat?? WHO KNOWS?? it is a dangerous world everyone!

lets us investigate his profile.



FIRST let us investigate this profile picture.



this raises MANY questions right off the bat!! this "picture" supposedly depicts ashley89!! the girl is wearing a BLUE dress. let me repeat it. BLUE DRESS. Duke University calls its sports team the BLUE DEVILS. so this is what it means?? Ashley89 supports the DEVIL by wearing blue?? and what is with the ominous filter of the depiction? it is tarnished at the edges, suggesting that the photo is old. this is very suspicious. ashley89's profile does not even contain his age!! so could this be?? ashley89 when he was "young"? and WHY is he facing thewall? it almost feels like he is hiding his face! could it be? further proving that ashley89 is indeed a man wearing feminine clothes and a wig, and not a cute, innocent girl as she suggests?? it is the subtle things, like these, that are the blunders of these high ranked illuminati officials. other than women holding very steep advantages over men on the website GUILDCRAFT DOT ORG, there is no other reason for this alter ego EXCEPT for to THROW US CONSPIRACISTS OFF TRACK. nice try, but I am a master at my art. there is no trickig me, ashton.

let us move on.

WOW! the first thing I notice is that ASHLEY89 has 1.3k positive ratings?? is his presence so pompous, so regal, that his ratings exceed that of the OWNER?



no. this cannot be real.

Through further investigation, Ashley89's posts are mediocre to the last degree. they are nothing special. "she" is nothing special. what could "she" have done to garner this many likes, to surpass the OWNER, the OWNER of guilcraft dot org, the HEAD of the illuminati? these likes are obviously farmed through numerous different IPs in different countries. through my research, i can safely estimate that ashley89 owns AT LEAST thirty six different likebots in seventy different countries across the world. but this is illegal, according to AXDE, the OWNER of guildcraft DOT org.



THIS IS THE TRUTH. ashley89 is avoiding this RESTRICTION becuase "she" is working with AXED to take over the world?? what other option is there?? AND SHE WAS RECENTLY PROMOTED TO ADMIN!! WE HAVE ARRIVED AT OUR CONCLUSION!! ASHLEY89 IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BY OPERATING WITHIN THE WEBSITE GUILDCRAFT DOT ORG!!!!!!! GUILDCRAFT HAS BEEN EXPOSED AGAIN AND AGAIN AND I WILL NOT STOP!!

DID YOU KNOW?? RIGHT AFTER I DID MY EXPOSE OF ITSMESTEYN, HE WAS IMMEDIATELY REMOVED FROM THE STAFF. THIS PROVES I WAS RIGHT!! HE WAS NOT CAREFUL ENOUGH. HE GOT HIMSELF EXPOSED.

BUT NOW IS SOMETHING DIFFERENT. I HAVE EXPOSED THE HEART OF YOUR SLIMY OPERATIONS, ASHLEY89!!! YOU STAND NO CHANCE IN YOUR ATTEMPTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!

WE HAVE THE TOOLS TO STOP THEIR OPERATION. TOGETHER, WE CAN HALT ASHEY89 IN HIS TRACKS. EZ IV NO POTS. TIME TO TAKE BACK THE PEOPLE'S GUILDCRAFT. BUT WE ARE NOT INVINCIBLE. THEY ARE RUTHLESS. THEY WILL FIGHT WITH UNRELENTING FORCE. BUT WE WILL OVERCOME.

THE ILLUMINATI. WE ARE COMING FOR YOU.

 

You can try to make a sarcastic thread but it's true af

 

Can I get a tl;dr please? <3

 

I agree and support ur side! kill this ahsley!!!!!!!!!1111

 

@lolnoteven dude are you drunk again or what ?!?!?!?
I like how you investigate people like James Bond 007.

 

why u expose me!!!!

 

Ur illuminatiiii u were the first one who followedddd meeeeeee

 

AsyFrost baned from anni and now im losing this <angry face>

 

@Ashley89 He knows too much.
We should do it
(Meet at that one park at about 9pm tomorrow. Bring your van so we can hide it in the trunk. I'll bring the baseball bat. You can do the honors once we're inside. We'll discuss the rest at the park.)

 

I actually laughed
@lolnoteven
Only a few people can make me really laugh.
Most of the other time's im faking my laugh

 

What did I just read...ash y u do dis ;(

 

Damn those adjectives

 

Omg Ashley ;(
But but but why

 

This is so rude, @lolnoteven. For example if someone exposes you like you exposed @Ashley89 .. How would you feel?.. For the record everyone have self respect ...

 

lmao i really hope you're being sarcastic. This is clearly a thread made for fun. Don't take any hard feelings, loosen up a bit

 

Ik Lol xD

 

True,true,true.......









but wait!! she/he could be a Shemale!!

 

(lel joke xD)

 

wtf did I just see

 

666 Messages Satanist confirmed
(lawl joke)