»How to spot a noob in Annihilation!

kuba1616 · Feb 22, 2017

CyberHazard said: ↑

If you see someone that has 'minecraft' in their name... cringe

THE REAL WAY TO SPOT A NOOB

STEP 1: Ask them if they are new.
If he/she says yes than means he is a noob

If he/she says 'yes I'm a nub/newb/neb/nab' it's a pro

If he/she says 'no' he/she is cleary lying

PS. If you have four words or more in your name then you're really crap at think of names.
Especially if you have Pro and Minecraft in them. Yes I'm talking to you @MinecraftProLord

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I APPROVE

xiShqrpCutZ · Feb 22, 2017

CyberHazard said: ↑

PS. If you have four words or more in your name then you're really crap at think of names.

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except i tried to pick the cringiest name i could think of, and play with it. (srsly, "xi" "q" and "Z". What more could you want? maybe an underscore?)

yousiftdm0770 · Feb 22, 2017

whats wrong with having TDM in a name ? i was a DanTDM fan so i made this ign since it is cracked i can't change it and i have all my hard work in it.

Synergy · Feb 22, 2017

The fucking cringe

Floreally · Feb 22, 2017

How to spot a noob in annihilation:

Look for the name "Floreally"

McBonster · Feb 22, 2017

The guy who can't find mines

Yoguan · Feb 22, 2017

TheRealDoctor said: ↑

I wish this was under the category "Tutorials", but anyway, here it is:

HOW TO SPOT A NOOB IN ANNIHILATION!

Let's get started!

He never sneaks at mines. NEVER

He defends without sneaking

He crafts a fishing rod and attempts to bungee jump to the void, but fails miserably

He right-clicks a feather while falling into the void, thinking it has the same effect assassin has

If he has (o boy this is a long one) the words : Pro, Minecraft, Minecrafter, Crafter, Craft, PvP, Da, Gaming, YT, HD, his optifine version (belive me, I have seen this), Monster, Beast, a failed, and misspelled, name of a famous Youtuber (ex. DanTFM, Semifuc); in his name, he is definitely a noob. Also, if his name is like with xXblahblahXx, has more than 4 numbers, at least 2 underscores and it is FULL CAPS, then he is a noob

He is incredibly "skilled"

Thinks he is Semific and can jitter while strafing, but he always his the air or grass

Mines EVERY SINGLE ONE of the blocks surrounding the ores at mines, making the floor having huge holes (rare one)

Accuses everybody because, as said, he is a noob

He asks "What does this G mean?" (meaning your rank)

Puts this [A] before every single message

Speaks (in public chat) : Romanian, Russian, Greek, Turkish, Spanish, and generally, every other language other than English

Attacks everybody, even his own teammates, thinking this is tf2

Asks "Where is the X mine?"

Asks "Where did you find diamonds???!!1!"

AFKs

Thinks he can kill the boss all by himself

Ends the team you are farming

Spams the sign to join a team at Phase 3 or higher

He has perfect grammer

Thinks Smite V is extremely OP for killing other players

Floods

Swears

Wishes everybody who kills him to die irl

Doesn't do anything but running while somebody else attacks him

Hires Trump to build a great wall for his team

Cuts whole stacks of melons

He never gives your stuff back when you accidentaly drop them

When you give something to a specific teammate, he goes on top of the item and he takes it (This happened to me with a Sharp 5... And he died right away)

This section is WIP, so, feel free to suggest things a noob does in anni!

NOTE : I don't have anything against them, this was made for pure entertainment and it is a joke. Don't take it seriously, although it is true XD
NOTE 2 : There are some exceptions on the rules on top.
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I never play anni, but one day this will be useful for me, thanks maybe I will be the noob XD

TheMinecraftProLord · Feb 23, 2017

CyberHazard said: ↑

If you see someone that has 'minecraft' in their name... cringe

THE REAL WAY TO SPOT A NOOB

STEP 1: Ask them if they are new.
If he/she says yes than means he is a noob

If he/she says 'yes I'm a nub/newb/neb/nab' it's a pro

If he/she says 'no' he/she is cleary lying

PS. If you have four words or more in your name then you're really crap at think of names.
Especially if you have Pro and Minecraft in them. Yes I'm talking to you @TheMinecraftProLord

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Okay.....

TheRealDoctor · Feb 23, 2017

EnchanterPvP said: ↑

This grammar ^
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ofc

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McBonster said: ↑

The guy who can't find mines
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i already said that dude xd

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