Rules are simple: make a statement or scenario about how you replaced the person above you as the "King of the Hill" Spoiler: Example Person 1: I'm the King of the Hill Person 2: I pushed Person 1 off a cliff, now I'm the King of the Hill. Person 3: I fed Person 2 to a bunch of hungry sharks, now I get the title of King of the Hill. Person 4: I've traveled around the world to find a PokeBall. I captured Person 3, now I get the title. I'll begin: One time, I went to this barren, undisturbed forest to look for my missing football. I've been roaming around the forest in hopes of finding it, but to no avail, I failed. And as if that's not enough to give me a bad time, I also realized I was lost. But, from out of nowhere, I saw this hill. This hill was special, as it's covered in gold and diamonds. I climbed that hill, and proclaimed myself the "King of the Hill". And that's how I became the King of the Hill, what about you guys? Be creative!