»finally coming out

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by lolnoteven, Sep 17, 2016.

  1. lolnoteven

    lolnoteven Ancient Poster Member

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    hi. my name is lolnoteven and i decided to finally publicly come out. since i was staff i was scared to come out before but now im not. so here it is.

    im a homosexual vegan queer bisexual lesbian furry anime loving 14-time-transgender feminist midget agendered pansexual chicken nugget. I was born with around 46,500 extra chromosomes. I sexually identify as a rectangle.

    thats right. i said it. im a rectangle. and u should treat me normally like other people. because being a polygon is NORMAL. i hate it when people say "be there or be square" because im not a square. im a rectangle. its like everyone goes out of their way to trigger me.

    im really atracted to other quadrilaterals such as trapezoids and paralelograms. those really turn me on. because im pansexual, i like boys and girls just like a normal cisgender conformist scum. other rectangles are nice too. if your a polygon with 4+ sides, hmu ;) ill give u my snap ;)

    im also into womens rights. im a very intense feminist. i belive that women are the superior gender. i also think men should not be able to refer to females as "girl". i find this term trigering 2 me cos its offensive and sets an unrealistic body image for all young women worldwide.

    people call me stupid and weird. ive heard it all. they say "lbgt is stupid lol" and i just reply, "drink bleach".

    having read all this i hope you guys can acept me for who i am. also dont trigger me. u dont want to see me triggered. thanks every 1
     
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    Squares are better.
     
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    Pretty Forum Veteran Member

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    Harambe squad? :c
     
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  6. Marine4121

    Marine4121 Faithful Poster Builder

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    Lol get fucked
     
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  10. HenryrocksMC

    HenryrocksMC Forum Master Member

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    Not vegan???
     
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  11. HenryRules

    HenryRules Ancient Poster Member

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    oh ****
     
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    minion325 Developer Member

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    No wonder I got your snapchat.
     
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    Super_Nate <3 Elwin Member

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    No one cares...ANDREW
     
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    lol
    (im Andrew too, hi Andrew.)
     
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  15. HenryrocksMC

    HenryrocksMC Forum Master Member

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    Then why is your name steve o-o
     
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  16. superboy12345 [Nub]

    superboy12345 [Nub] Forum Veteran Member

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    Oh so you mean you are a guy? Hi man!


    U TRIGGERED YET FAM?
    OH WAIT HOLY F*CK MY 1000th POST GG LOLNOEVEN U LUCKY AF
    ENJOY MA 1000th POST C:

    #DICKSOUT4HARAMBE
     
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  17. peacead

    peacead Forum Veteran Member

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    Whats your full name?
     
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  18. Synergy

    Synergy Forum Master Member

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    Fuk u ur weird and stoopid, men r da superior race cuz f*ck it why not eh
    also ur a square m8, A SQUARE also fuk u ur a furry anime shit rekt
     
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    Well takes balls for this
     
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