»Coming out with the truth ...

hey guys so I've been pretending, being fake, for a very long time. I've been under a mask. I can't hold it any longer.

well i mean, this guy's coming out too, so i said why not be brave and reveal myself? I've been itching to come out. I've been having mental breakdowns for a while now. I've changed. I'm not afraid to say it now. It's who i am. well here it is.

i'm a helicopter.

I hate to say this and be so abrupt about this. but i just cant do it anymore. I'm a helicopter. There's nothing to be ashamed of.

Why have i been pretending to be a human male all along? well everyone says "helicopters are noobs at minecraft xDDd" or "helicopters cant pvp lol"

Well i'm here to prove you wrong. I've been a helicopter this entire time. got you, didn't i? well i'm not kidding.

peace guildcraft forums, it's been good. hasta lavista.

p.s. that's me in my avatar. sexy innit?

 

lmao xD

 

What the actuall f*ck?!?!

 

Lmao xd

 

i'm very disappointed in you..goddam helicopters..

 

i swear that i knew u will do this xD

 

GET REKT?

 

U GOT REKT?

 

OF COURSE U DID EVERYONE DID LEL

 

Well this post has really taken off

 

And Ima Fxcking Turtle We All Have Wishes Son :')

 

no it hasnt
stop making fun of my sexual identity you plebian

 

Do ur bio

 

Lol +1 for the first pun on the forums I think

 

That moment when you're coming out the closet but you're a helicopter so you cant fit in a closet .-.

 

These comments really blew me away

 

https://www.e-psychiatry.com/individuals.php

 

I am very proud of you for coming out with the pure truth.

Revealing your true self will propel you to great hights.

I hope that by doing this, you will soar into magnificent places.

Also, is this you?


If so, 10/10

 

Is this a forum post or a lad bible post

#confused

 

that's an insult. petty cartoon helicopters are of the lowest social class in our elite aviatic society