»A pig's life

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  1. _SoraX_

    _SoraX_ Eternal Poster Member

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    Once upon a time, a little cute baby piggy was born

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    As the baby pig opens its shiny eyes, it says: Dad, is that you?
    Steve, holding his hot and tasty porkchop, replies: Oh, more food!
    Baby pig: Dad, what did you just say?
    Steve: Oh, nothing, here you go, a few carrots :3
    Baby pig, munching on his carrots, asks: Dad, where is mum?
    Steve: When you grow up strong and fat, you will be able to see mum again.

    ~ 20 minutes later ~

    Pig: Oh Dad, that was quick, i am fat now, where can i meet mum?
    Steve: We need to perform a ritual piggy :3

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    A pig's life is quite short ... often ends in only 22 minutes ...
     
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  2. FM9897K

    FM9897K Ancient Poster Member

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    Naaah its not just 22 mins because @ItsmeSteyn is alive from 20 years..

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  3. YepImPanda

    YepImPanda Enthusiast Member

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    Don't underestimate him, hes a... no @ItsmeSteyn is an legendary pig
     
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  4. Chisagu

    Chisagu Eternal Poster Member

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    Aw poor piggy :(
     
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  5. KinqCake

    KinqCake Watermelon Member

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    Your story is fake.

    I killed him
     
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  6. theronybot

    theronybot Ancient Poster Member

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    Steyns gonna personally lock this thread xD..

    Poor piggy..:(
     
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  7. ItsmeSteyn

    ItsmeSteyn Enthusiast Member

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    Its a shame people like this still excist, glad im here for almost 21 years and havent bee cooked nor killed.

    Pigs will rise up one day, i can ensure you that.
     
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  8. FM9897K

    FM9897K Ancient Poster Member

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    Yes they will ... :p
     
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  9. VivaLaVida

    VivaLaVida Forum Veteran Member

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    Steyn is next on Steve's list
     
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  10. KinqCake

    KinqCake Watermelon Member

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    No, i will eat all of them
     
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  11. CaptNeptune

    CaptNeptune Enthusiast Member

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    Num share some for me ;3

    Btw, for all those who dunoe me, im Capt_Jupiter, dun ask y its diff
     
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  12. [vortex]yovbeek

    [vortex]yovbeek Member Member

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    lol prepare the kitchen to eat them.wen.they will start ruling it
     
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  13. J3nForLyfe

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    Wahahhahahha nc1 bruh XD iagree but poor piggy :( iwont kill piggy again!!!instead lets kill COWS!!!!revenge for em!
     
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  14. Thekillermatic

    Thekillermatic Head-admin | Eggwars Member

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    Jince222 Faithful Poster Member

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    *Shots fired*
     
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  16. Beloctic

    Beloctic Addict Member

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    i wish i can cook you :(
     
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  17. Marine4121

    Marine4121 Faithful Poster Builder

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    I love Calamari.
     
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  18. J3nForLyfe

    J3nForLyfe Eternal Poster Member

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    Omg TheKillermatic XD dat thingy Xd hahahha 2sad4me -.- XD
     
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  19. J3nForLyfe

    J3nForLyfe Eternal Poster Member

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    Wahahahhaa....Btw u ar not tgr u ar TaskForce and we got raided XD
     
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  20. YashP

    YashP Forum Master Member

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    y kill little piggy......m sed now D:
     
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  21. ZombieGirlSky

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    Same huhu pur pegeh ;-----;
     
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