»A pig's life

Once upon a time, a little cute baby piggy was born



As the baby pig opens its shiny eyes, it says: Dad, is that you?
Steve, holding his hot and tasty porkchop, replies: Oh, more food!
Baby pig: Dad, what did you just say?
Steve: Oh, nothing, here you go, a few carrots :3
Baby pig, munching on his carrots, asks: Dad, where is mum?
Steve: When you grow up strong and fat, you will be able to see mum again.

~ 20 minutes later ~

Pig: Oh Dad, that was quick, i am fat now, where can i meet mum?
Steve: We need to perform a ritual piggy :3



A pig's life is quite short ... often ends in only 22 minutes ...

 

Naaah its not just 22 mins because @ItsmeSteyn is alive from 20 years..

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Don't underestimate him, hes a... no @ItsmeSteyn is an legendary pig

 

Aw poor piggy

 

Your story is fake.

I killed him

 

Steyns gonna personally lock this thread xD..

Poor piggy..

 

Its a shame people like this still excist, glad im here for almost 21 years and havent bee cooked nor killed.

Pigs will rise up one day, i can ensure you that.

 

Yes they will ...

 

Steyn is next on Steve's list

 

No, i will eat all of them

 

Num share some for me ;3

Btw, for all those who dunoe me, im Capt_Jupiter, dun ask y its diff

 

lol prepare the kitchen to eat them.wen.they will start ruling it

 

Wahahhahahha nc1 bruh XD iagree but poor piggy iwont kill piggy again!!!instead lets kill COWS!!!!revenge for em!

 

*Shots fired*

 

i wish i can cook you

 

I love Calamari.

 

Omg TheKillermatic XD dat thingy Xd hahahha 2sad4me -.- XD

 

Wahahahhaa....Btw u ar not tgr u ar TaskForce and we got raided XD

 

y kill little piggy......m sed now

 

Same huhu pur pegeh ;-----;