so im just sitting in my soft rolling chair, at home, sipping some coffee (not decaf ofc), a little slumped on my chair, my lower back at about a 45° angle to the back of the chair, scrolling along gc offtopic forum, casually. Thermostat set to 72 degrees farenheit, so i'm cozy. Im checking my alerts, someone left me a message on my profile post, someone liked my post in another offtopic thread. Everything's normal and fine, until i suddenly come across this thread. I stopped dead in my tracks. i stopped scrolling. i began to sweat. my hand was shaking on my mouse. the cringe wave was coming. i was shivering, cold. I started to reach for a sweatshirt. I braced myself for the cringe. it was coming. it was coming. it came. Now this isn't your normal everyday "xDDDdd i fen/i cri m8" guildcraft offtopic forum cringe. This was a top-level, lethal, poisonous cringe. I cringed so hard I was blown back by the force of it. I flew around 20 ft across my bedroom, my head hit my dressing mirror. my vision was hazy. my face was sticky and hot, a mixture of blood and tears pouring down my face. I crouched and shriveled up into the fetal position, weak, destroyed. I cringed so hard that people could feel it around 6,000 mi (approx.) away. My mum sent an ambulance to our house. the doctors were baffled. they said that they had never seen a cringe this large. the normal lethal cringes they treated were from stuff like mlg dank meme cringe, but nothing like this. ~ lolnoteven died a mere 2 hours after this cringe. be warned. the cringe is coming for you too.
