»Ugly jokes

Inspired by @Fercruz13 :>
Make a "your so ugly joke" abou the person above u
ex: (yes i got this off google but its so good XD)
You're so ugly, they call you Taco Bell - when people see you they run for the border.

 

Bruh

 

You're so ugly that when you wanted to participate in the ugliest person contest, they said, 'sorry no professionals'.

 

Your mom is ugly.

#SarcasmIntensifies

 

Repeatin the same thing as in game XD

 

It suits you well

 

Your Mom is so ugly that when she posted something in Instagram, THE PICTURE SAYS CENSORED

 

Your so ugly that i cant even take a chance to stand before ur face in irl.

 

I have a joke for you guys
(Not Suitable Jokes For Kids Under De Age Of 34)

my life is a joke



totally not copy & paste
100% original

Oh btw ur ugly and fat <3

 

You are so ugly to the point where when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back.


And thus a paradox.

 

Your so ugly that **** didn't want to be inside you

 

You are so ugly Jesus was sued

 

Unfortunately, i do not have such a thing in my possession.

 

Yeah, I did that; worst decision or my life.

 

You're so ugly, that robbers break into your house to close the curtains so they can't see your ugly face.

 

You are so ugly that when you went inside the bathroom, You scared The Sh1t Out of the toilet

 

You're so ugly that, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

 

Your so ugly that when you check yourself in a mirror
EDIT:it breaks

 

You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.

Definitely not copy and paste.

 

You're so ugly that you're ugly