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  1. uwillloose

    uwillloose Forum Veteran Member

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    H alf
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    E nergie
    W asted
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    K nowledge

    Want a better joke? Gc's ban system

    Want an even better joke? Bug fixes.

    Want the best joke of the 21th century? Me getting staff
     
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  2. donalddoyson

    donalddoyson Nimble Knuckle Member

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    if you want an even better joke then to curropted chunk in fac og is still not fixed xD
    want an even better one? gc went from maintenance to cannot connect to server

    if you want more jokes then make them up xD
     
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  3. uwillloose

    uwillloose Forum Veteran Member

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    Dun copy my style neb
     
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  4. donalddoyson

    donalddoyson Nimble Knuckle Member

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    lel I was just trying to make the fact that the curropted chunk in warzone still is not fixed and the fact that gc is dead at the moment, don't take it seriously m8, don't worry and be happy xD
     
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    SemiPanots Newbie Member

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    31 when i see latinas i get hard
     
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  6. [Anni] Gargaman

    [Anni] Gargaman Quick Digit Member

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    27 : Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, the Middle one's for YOU!
    More Jokes :

    What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

    “Curses! Foiled again!”

    “Pickup artists” and “garbagemen” should switch names.

    Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

    Because every play has a cast.

    What did the male boat say to the female boat?

    Why is the number six afraid of seven?

    Because seven ate nine!

    He said "Let's have some row-mance"

    Which dinosaur knew the most words?

    The thesaurus.

    Did you hear that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer never went to school?

    That’s right—he was elf taught.

    Why does Santa have three garden plots up at the North Pole?

    That way he can hoe, hoe, hoe!

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Water!
    Water who?
    Water you doing listening to these jokes ;-;

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Wire!
    Wire who?
    Wi-re you still reading these!?
     
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  7. Thepig_055

    Thepig_055 Quick Digit Member

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    if you have 1 blue and 1 red, u mixed them up. u will get 1 color thats purple (ffs this actually really proves why 1+1 isnt 2.. stupid teachers fucking taught us)
    if you're male so your wife is supposed to be female and you guys have sex together, then u got a baby that means you = 1 + your wife = 1 just 1+1 still got one baby so.. its fucking sick math (this actually means you have to get twins to follow what teachers teach you but im actually sure your teacher isnt twins tho, the reason why school is sick cuz teacher teaches the thing that they dont fucking understand and dont get fucked up by kids cuz their mom look nice LOL)
    if you have an egg 2 sugars 3 wheats and 3 buckets of milk that means 1+2+3+3 u will get just fucking '1' cake and thats stupid shit so we must blame teachers and the world matchematics rules that we dont get more cakes :ccc as motherfucking audience kids who play potpvp and keep fucking running e pearling like their relatives pets are sick cuz aids dont want)

    actually, peacead i hope u understand what i fucking wanna mean about the mathematics all of them we fucking studied from motherfucking shit teachers are fucked up like so hard aids and yeah if u fucking realized it again u will know everything in this world is actually 1 LOL as we learn 6 classes in school per day and that means 1+1+1+1+1+1 also = '1' day LOL this is actually sick and im crazy fucking retarded cuz my brain actually got fucked after typed this and i got a headache so shit bb ily LOL



















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  8. Jack_The_Wizard

    Jack_The_Wizard Nimble Knuckle Member

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    Noice jokes and anni Lyfing
     
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  9. uwillloose

    uwillloose Forum Veteran Member

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    Google is good ehh
     
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  10. Frxq15

    Frxq15 kek Member

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    lol

    15 -
    violets are blue
    roses are red
    harambe got shot
    and now hes dead
     
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  11. ILHK2

    ILHK2 Addict Member

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    No jokes for you .-.
     
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  12. Jack_The_Wizard

    Jack_The_Wizard Nimble Knuckle Member

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    harambe is not a joke
    He is a meme Goddamit
     
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  13. uwillloose

    uwillloose Forum Veteran Member

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    If harambe was a joke you would be harambe
     
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  14. Jack_The_Wizard

    Jack_The_Wizard Nimble Knuckle Member

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    Oh...

    .-. That would be bad

    Animal control will shoot me each time I go to the donut store :eek:

    OR
    If it try to help someone by baby sitting
     
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  15. xXAlyssaXx

    xXAlyssaXx Enthusiast Member

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    22 and I have 3 jokes, JOKE JOKE JOKE
     
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    KyNNN Faithful Poster Member

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    18 what's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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    Snowballs!!!
     
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  18. xPandaHD ^^

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    PANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
     
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    I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus!!




    ...and that's how I lost my job as a bus driver -_-
     
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  20. Kazeev

    Kazeev Faithful Poster Member

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    PPAP
     
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