»Guildcraft EXPOSED

TheRagingCrafter · Jan 21, 2016

@ItsmeSteyn

ShadowGamer12 · Jan 21, 2016

VivaLaVida said: ↑

i think youre the one whos been brainwashed already
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He is

ShadowGamer12 · Jan 21, 2016

lolnoteven said: ↑

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200th post!
I've debated making this thread for a long time. It's come down to the giving truth or keeping it hidden. I have decided to reveal the extensive research I have been going through for almost three years. Let's start.

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Let's take a step into Steyn's shoes, and find out what it's like for him in his everyday life. I have tracked his behavior and movement carefully for the past thirty days. Here's what he does on a daily basis.

A man, named Steyn, aged in his early twenties, white, with dark hair and blue eyes, walks briskly down a stone path. He faces a massive stone cathedral with a large neon lettering at the front, reading GUILDCRAFT CO. , otherwise, as I call it, the GUILDCRAFT SATANIC WORSHIPPING CULT, CO. He walks up the steps, and through a small elevator, on his way to work.

He presses a button on the elevator that brings him up to his work level. The button is on the side of the elevator. It reads "Level 3". Already, this raises suspicions. Why does he have to press a button on an elevator? Why is it on the side of the elevator? Is this "button" used to brainwash many GUILDCRAFT CO. followers into joining the illuminati? 3rd level? There are three sides to a triangle. Is this a secret button leading to the hidden HQ?

Let's not jump to conclusions too fast. We continue.

The elevator moves up. Steyn is now checking his smartphone, a Motorola Droid RAZR. Through research and study, I have managed to find out that he is "texting", a way of communicating to other people without talking. Texting? Is he talking to clanmate aXed about future sinister plans?

The elevator now stops at level three. It is filled with cubicles, each around 9x9 ft, with a desk and a computer. There is a large image of the Guildcraft logo embedded on the ceiling:

Guild Craft? What? Hold up. Let's break this down.

Guild noun - an association of people for mutual aid or the pursuit of a common goal

Wow. Let's look up the word Craft.

Craft verb - an activity involving skill in making things by hand

Interesting. GuildCraft is an association of people working to a common goal, through making things by hand? This is very suspicious. Is this "goal" actually a New World Order? Are they crafting a tyrannical society right under our noses? Undoubtedly. Let us move on with his day.

At around 8:34 AM, he reaches his cubicle. Next to him sits a man named "AsyFrost", and in front of him sits a person named "Chisagu". Diagonally left of him sits a man on a high golden throne with the name tag ("aXed", SUPREME RULER), overlooking the workplace. Steyn boots up his computer, logs in, and opens Internet Explorer.

This raises suspicions as well. Internet Explorer? There was and there is no one on earth who uses Internet Explorer. Is Steyn doing this to become independent of everyone else, using a totally obsure web browser? This is very strange.

He types in his company website in the URL box, www.guildcraft.org/forums. He logs in with the username "ItsmeSteyn" and the password "ihaveapigfetishlol".

He has eight alerts. He has received likes from the community. He smiles and moves on.

Steyn scrolls down into the off-topic forum section. He clicks on a random thread and comments the following:

"Oink Oink Oink".

This raises a huge mass of unanswered questions. Oink? What is he trying to say? Does Steyn have a secret language he shares with his cult-mates? Let's investigate deeper.

The word "oink" has 4 letters. "ItsmeSteyn" has 10.
10-4 = 6.
There are 5 letters in the word "Guild" in GuildCraft.
6-5 = 1.
There is one eye in the triangle.

Could this be? This is solid, indisputable, concrete evidence that he is indeed taking part in the dirty business. But for all the doubters, we will continue with his story.

Suddenly, Steyn jumps up out of his chair and starts screaming uncontrollably, "OINK! OINK OINK! OINK!" AsyFrost on his left covers his head with his palms, muttering, "It's another one of those days..."

This goes on for several minutes. When Steyn is finally finished, he sits down and continues work, like nothing has happened. Apparently this is normal, because the staff members around him do the same.

After working and spamming "Oink Oink" on at least four hundred different threads, it is time for lunch. Steyn goes to Subway, a local chain sub restaurant. He orders Italian bread with ranch, chicken, lettuce, and jalapeños, with a bottle Cherry Coke Zero. He sits down and eats at a table.

Italian bread? Ranch? Chicken? Lettuce?
This is a normal sandwich. There is nothing to deduce from this. Let us move on.

After lunch break, he takes an exacly twenty minute walk down the street. He takes another exactly twenty minute walk back, a total of forty minutes. All the time he looks as if he is trying to fend something off. It turns out to be a fruitfly, but this does not quell the quickly arising suspicions.

According to the Bible, Moses lived forty years in Egypt and forty years in the desert before God selected him to lead his people out of slavery.

Is this what Steyn is trying to fend off on his forty minute walk? The prospect of freeing the slaves GUILDCRAFT CO. is making of us? We cannot stop Guildcraft. It is too late.

GUILDCRAFT IS ILLUMINATI. GUILDCRAFT KNOWS ALL. GUILDCRAFT IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS.
WAKE UP.

GUILDCRAFT IS IN CONTROL.

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You were on cocane or meth or weed

Cervium · Jan 21, 2016

Too bad I can't post my "Didn't read" meme, that would become boring :/

Is this a new thing, people actually taking the time to post real shit

lolnoteven · Jan 21, 2016

you are all befuddled and brainwashed. guildcraft will tear the fragile fabric of the society we stand on.

WAKE UP.

ChickenWarrior · Jan 21, 2016

What drugs are you on mate ?

creeperfish101 · Jan 21, 2016

SlimShady01 said: ↑

Were you high when you made this?
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Agree

A dip in the pub
Perhaps

Kris · Jan 21, 2016

ow no... they got us

ABORT MISSION 5234 ALPHA ABORT!

2920131 · Jan 21, 2016

ehhhh
how am i supposed to react ? XD
(wait since i say that am i brain washed ?

Kris said: ↑

ow no... they got us

ABORT MISSION 5234 ALPHA ABORT!
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evry one who posted here didn t belive him but u were like well he got us U REKT THE SECRET
am not gonna trust u any time soon in stressful moments xD

ItsmeSteyn · Jan 21, 2016

Besides me having black hair and me using IE its pretty accurate.

Oink.

Flashoux · Jan 21, 2016

Make a vid

Game_Time · Jan 21, 2016

Oink oink oink oh.. n-- oink hel-!

Flashoux · Jan 21, 2016

TOPKEK

Game_Time · Jan 21, 2016

ItsmeSteyn said: ↑

Besides me having black hair and me using IE its pretty accurate.

Oink.
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More information into my book :')

Ashley89 · Jan 21, 2016

My question is how did you get hold of this detailed info. 3 theories:
1. You stalk Steyn
2. A staff member has broken their code and spilled the information to you.
3. You know from.... experience o-0

We need answers sir, we need answers.

Bunny · Jan 21, 2016

lolnoteven said: ↑

Italian bread? Ranch? Chicken? Lettuce?
This is a normal sandwich. There is nothing to deduce from this. Let us move on.
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The singular best line in this whole post. Worship it.

Mickyle · Jan 21, 2016

Maybe you are just feeding us this information . I see right through u . U want us to think this so we investigate . And when we ask u a few questions about this . BOOM brainwashed, maybe GC wants u tell us this .. or even worse .. you're behind it all . But who knows .. Maybe u want me to say this ... I saw your "sinister double" on teamspeak , so you know how to clone ? U would need more than one person for that. You are a helicopter .. helicopter has 10 letters , lolnoteven has 10 letters illuminati has 10 letters , i mentioned 3 words , a triangle has 3 sides , 1 is a "noteven" number 3 sided triangle with 1 eye illuminati confirmed !!! @lolnoteven

iAngelHD · Jan 21, 2016

Us mods work on level 2

lolnoteven · Jan 21, 2016

[cAd]Mickyle said: ↑

Maybe you are just feeding us this information . I see right through u . U want us to think this so we investigate . And when we ask u a few questions about this . BOOM brainwashed, maybe GC wants u tell us this .. or even worse .. you're behind it all . But who knows .. Maybe u want me to say this ... I saw your "sinister double" on teamspeak , so you know how to clone ? U would need more than one person for that. You are a helicopter .. helicopter has 10 letters , lolnoteven has 10 letters illuminati has 10 letters , i mentioned 3 words , a triangle has 3 sides , 1 is a "noteven" number 3 sided triangle with 1 eye illuminati confirmed !!! @lolnoteven
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i got sort of dizzy reading that can you repeat it again slowly

IceGok · Jan 21, 2016

Such fools, its "Illuminaughty"

nedac · Jan 21, 2016

[Legend] gabby27 said: ↑

I dont think so,

lolnoteven has 10 letters,
letters have 7 letters,
10-7=3
3 is 3
then 3 is 3
cat is :3
lol is 3
tree is 3

33333 illu confirmed
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Actually and is three words too
What is the order of letters they have in the alphabet?
1/14/4
"decrypted"
11 44
"zooms into the image"
X11 x Y44
OMFG coordinates!
(Laziest creativity)

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