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Want a better joke? Gc's ban system

Want an even better joke? Bug fixes.

Want the best joke of the 21th century? Me getting staff

 

if you want an even better joke then to curropted chunk in fac og is still not fixed xD
want an even better one? gc went from maintenance to cannot connect to server

if you want more jokes then make them up xD

 

Dun copy my style neb

 

lel I was just trying to make the fact that the curropted chunk in warzone still is not fixed and the fact that gc is dead at the moment, don't take it seriously m8, don't worry and be happy xD

 

31 when i see latinas i get hard

 

27 : Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, the Middle one's for YOU!
More Jokes :

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

“Curses! Foiled again!”

“Pickup artists” and “garbagemen” should switch names.

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

Because every play has a cast.

What did the male boat say to the female boat?

Why is the number six afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine!

He said "Let's have some row-mance"

Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus.

Did you hear that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer never went to school?

That’s right—he was elf taught.

Why does Santa have three garden plots up at the North Pole?

That way he can hoe, hoe, hoe!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Water!
Water who?
Water you doing listening to these jokes ;-;

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Wire!
Wire who?
Wi-re you still reading these!?

 

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if you have 1 blue and 1 red, u mixed them up. u will get 1 color thats purple (ffs this actually really proves why 1+1 isnt 2.. stupid teachers fucking taught us)
if you're male so your wife is supposed to be female and you guys have sex together, then u got a baby that means you = 1 + your wife = 1 just 1+1 still got one baby so.. its fucking sick math (this actually means you have to get twins to follow what teachers teach you but im actually sure your teacher isnt twins tho, the reason why school is sick cuz teacher teaches the thing that they dont fucking understand and dont get fucked up by kids cuz their mom look nice LOL)
if you have an egg 2 sugars 3 wheats and 3 buckets of milk that means 1+2+3+3 u will get just fucking '1' cake and thats stupid shit so we must blame teachers and the world matchematics rules that we dont get more cakes :ccc as motherfucking audience kids who play potpvp and keep fucking running e pearling like their relatives pets are sick cuz aids dont want)

actually, peacead i hope u understand what i fucking wanna mean about the mathematics all of them we fucking studied from motherfucking shit teachers are fucked up like so hard aids and yeah if u fucking realized it again u will know everything in this world is actually 1 LOL as we learn 6 classes in school per day and that means 1+1+1+1+1+1 also = '1' day LOL this is actually sick and im crazy fucking retarded cuz my brain actually got fucked after typed this and i got a headache so shit bb ily LOL



















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Noice jokes and anni Lyfing

 

Google is good ehh

 

lol

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violets are blue
roses are red
harambe got shot
and now hes dead

 

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No jokes for you .-.

 

harambe is not a joke
He is a meme Goddamit

 

If harambe was a joke you would be harambe

 

Oh...

.-. That would be bad

Animal control will shoot me each time I go to the donut store

OR
If it try to help someone by baby sitting

 

22 and I have 3 jokes, JOKE JOKE JOKE

 

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18 what's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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Snowballs!!!

 

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PANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

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I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus!!




...and that's how I lost my job as a bus driver -_-

 

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PPAP