»TYPES OF GC PLAYERS [DONT OPEN IF UR EASILY TRIGGERED] NEW 2017 [100% NOT FAKE] PART 1

Hello there! Welcome to my lovely thread! my name is @ThatCuntSynergy and i am here to present to you types of GuildCraft Players! wohoo! what a fun topic to discuss! Hopefully someone doesn't start an argument here!
We don't want any fights here, we are a friendly community!

1. Randy Mods!

Here we have the most common species of guildcraft staff members! the Randy Mods!
You can find them ANYWHERE, be it forums, ingame, in your mum's house, you can find these guys anywhere!
The most common place for randy mods is PracticePvP, it's like a breeding ground for them!

You know, there's this rumour going around forums, that if you make a new forum account, apply in practicepvp, postfarm, and wait 2 weeks, you'll get a mod rank! Wow! what a fascinating species randy mods are.

Here we have a randy mod in its natural habitat.
As you can see, this is a randy mod in it's earliest stages of life.

2. The Amazing Admin

Ahh, the amazing admin, the rarest type of player, there's only 1 admin here who's really amazing
and that's my man @Krocktail He's smart, good at english, and overall a nice guy!
Here are some memorable quotes from krock, he really is a genius!








Krocktail is smarter than Albert Einstein, Nikola Tesla, and Leonardo DaVinci combined!

(no h8 to krock but ya gotta step up your grammar game xd)

3. The Amazing Moderator!


There are also Amazing Mods! We have the famous AndrewtherealGR, he's the best Moderator currently, he's awesome and he has so many friends here, he's one of a kind!

And also, he exposed @Panda! Panda sent a discord link to Andrew, but Andrew was smart enough to realize that it's a Virus! Yes ladies and gentlemen, A motherfucking virus! damn Andrew really outdid himself there, what a quality staff member we have right here bois!

Here's evidence of the so called virus, watch out mates, any link can be a virus!
here we have Andrew and his professional moderating skills.
i know, it's small, but it's a virus kids! be careful when you're in the internet!

And we also have one more Amazing Moderator bois, and he is, the one and only, king_of_blue!
and again! Panda has been exposed yet again mates.






So according to king_of_blue, he was eating, when suddenly his brother came in and played on his user!
"how can i know my brother is playing" oh my god! genius! that's totally not account sharing!

There was also this Moderator named @ArjanAttack i heard that he sent an IRL pic of Asy?! wow such genius much smart.

also can i share this amazing moment?


rest in peace arso.

4. The Toxic Type!

There's no point in saying this, but toxic players are the type where they're very fun to play with, they're friendly, good at pvp, good at factions, not racist, and very mature.
The most famous toxic player is Milo1809 who broke the record of Most mutes[130+] Most bans[20] and most unbans! he is definitely going in the Guiness Book of World Records and in the Hall of Fame!

We don't have much evidence to support this, but here's a memorable moment with Milo.


I also heard that he's also banned on TeamSpeak aswell.


Well that's about it Mates, hope you enjoyed this try not to cringe challenge.
Want a part 2? suggest some more types of players and HIT that dislike button in the face like a triggered admin.



[yes some of these may seem offensive to you, but this is what we call a JOKE, we're here to have a good laugh and please don't start any arguments]

Made by: Synergy
in collaboration with Panda and TigerStrike

Produced by Cunt Film Productions
2069 Copyright Infringement.

 

Made my day

 

The title made me suicidal xD

 

Made my day


and @NetherArmyGC haha

 

damn where is the dislike button... i wanna smash it in the face like a triggered admin

 

The career of the randy mod you used as an example has already ended because of intervention by the banwave after 5 days. rip gertjan february 2017 - february 2017.

 

LOL HOW

 

cringe 13yo post

 

LOOL LMAO IM DEAD XD

 

im da best OBVI! xD

 

<3333

 

LOL





(Do some of the kind monsterstorm such awesomeness can't be missed)

 

LMAO 11/10 english
"we have a live"

Krocktail you legend :O

 

Suns brighter on the other side

Wanna collab I'm from Slutsland ,nice to meet u

 

Add :
- The alt user. [uses soo many alts cuz he is mad about 10 days ban]
- The Accuser [accuses everyone who killed him].
- The ultra pvper who thinks he is god [like me] xD.
- the randi p2w who spent +300 euros and quits after 2 months........
- The global admins who never gets online after 6 months.

 

So according to this post there are two types of players - staff members and non staff toxic players.
This post proves that every non staff member is toxic.
Aka all bans for toxic are bogus

Hence Proved.

-Sharrocks
NEW 2017
[100% NOT FAKE TESTED]
Part 1​

 

How about meh? @Synergy

This made my day btw