»How to spot a noob in Annihilation!

I wish this was under the category "Tutorials", but anyway, here it is:

HOW TO SPOT A NOOB IN ANNIHILATION!

Let's get started!​

• He never sneaks at mines. NEVER
• He defends without sneaking
• He crafts a fishing rod and attempts to bungee jump to the void, but fails miserably
  
• He right-clicks a feather while falling into the void, thinking it has the same effect assassin has
• If he has (o boy this is a long one) the words : Pro, Minecraft, Minecrafter, Crafter, Craft, PvP, Da, Gaming, YT, HD, his optifine version (belive me, I have seen this), Monster, Beast, a failed, and misspelled, name of a famous Youtuber (ex. DanTFM, Semifuc); in his name, he is definitely a noob. Also, if his name is like with xXblahblahXx, has more than 4 numbers, at least 2 underscores and it is FULL CAPS, then he is a noob
• He is incredibly "skilled"
• Thinks he is Semific and can jitter while strafing, but he always his the air or grass
• Mines EVERY SINGLE ONE of the blocks surrounding the ores at mines, making the floor having huge holes (rare one)
• Accuses everybody because, as said, he is a noob
• He asks "What does this G mean?" (meaning your rank)
• Puts this [A] before every single message
• Speaks (in public chat) : Romanian, Russian, Greek, Turkish, Spanish, and generally, every other language other than English
• Attacks everybody, even his own teammates, thinking this is tf2
• Asks "Where is the X mine?"
• Asks "Where did you find diamonds???!!1!"
• AFKs
• Thinks he can kill the boss all by himself
• Ends the team you are farming
• Spams the sign to join a team at Phase 3 or higher
• He has perfect grammer
• Thinks Smite V is extremely OP for killing other players
• Floods
• Swears
• Wishes everybody who kills him to die irl
• Doesn't do anything but running while somebody else attacks him
• Hires Trump to build a great wall for his team
• Cuts whole stacks of melons
• He never gives your stuff back when you accidentaly drop them
• When you give something to a specific teammate, he goes on top of the item and he takes it (This happened to me with a Sharp 5... And he died right away)

This section is WIP, so, feel free to suggest things a noob does in anni!




NOTE : I don't have anything against them, this was made for pure entertainment and it is a joke. Don't take it seriously, although it is true XD
NOTE 2 : There are some exceptions on the rules on top.

 

lol

 

Ya nasty.

 

I just reported my post for being too nasty
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Please dont ban me for reporting my own post for nastiness...

 

Modified it

 

I sometimes try killin ppl from my team coz i forget the team im on xD

+1

 

[QUOTkuba1616, post: 307051, member: 8189"]I sometimes try killin ppl from my team coz i forget the team im on xD

+1[/QUOTE]
Read note 2 my friend <3

 

Read note 2 my friend <3[/QUOTE]

K xD

 

ive spotted one already

 

XD

 

I Have HD in my name....
Fite me irl 1v1

 

Read Note 2 dude, there are some exceptions. I know u r good

 

pft

 

This grammar ^

 

you f8ckin' wot m8? 1v1 me lil' shit i rek u ez kiddo.

 

• If he has (o boy this is a long one) the words : Pro, Minecraft, Minecrafter, Crafter, Craft, PvP, Da, Gaming, YT, HD, his optifine version (belive me, I have seen this), Monster, Beast, a failed, and misspelled, name of a famous Youtuber (ex. DanTFM, Semifuc); in his name, he is definitely a noob. Also, if his name is like with xXblahblahXx, has more than 4 numbers, at least 2 underscores and it is FULL CAPS, then he is a noob..... seems legit to me

 

LOL

 

If you see someone that has 'minecraft' in their name... cringe



THE REAL WAY TO SPOT A NOOB

STEP 1: Ask them if they are new.
If he/she says yes than means he is a noob

If he/she says 'yes I'm a nub/newb/neb/nab' it's a pro

If he/she says 'no' he/she is cleary lying


PS. If you have four words or more in your name then you're really crap at think of names.
Especially if you have Pro and Minecraft in them. Yes I'm talking to you @TheMinecraftProLord