»Who Came First? Chicken or The Egg?

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  1. Kaiden

    Kaiden Nimble Knuckle Member

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    Hellu!

    So, there has been billions of unanswered questions, some existential and some are plain stupid. But today, i have found a theoritical answer to the age old question: why am i ugl..i mean Who came first, chicken or the egg? The answer is really simple, the question didn't specify What egg it is it could be a man egg, a Chewbacca egg, or it could be a Dinosaur egg. Science has proved that chickens and dinosaurs are basically what you are to a monkey, so the answer is:ur mum, burn.
     
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  2. Griffin3039

    Griffin3039 Megumi's Waifu Member

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    Chickens are ma bae. So KFC.
     
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  3. Chisagu

    Chisagu Eternal Poster Member

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    So basically the egg came first because dinosaurs laid bird-like eggs before chickens even existed hence chickens are most closely related to dinosaurs.
     
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  4. [Legend] gabby27

    [Legend] gabby27 Faithful Poster Member

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    Chicken came first, as the calcium found at the egg's shell is only can be created by chicken.
    So therefore it magically appeared chicken from particles to particles, molecule to molecule, atom to atom etc etc.
     
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  5. IcyTea

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    In minecraft, chicken came first, as they spawn first on new world ;)
     
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  6. blaizor

    blaizor Journeyman Member

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    is the egg real, or just some figment of our minds? is the chicken real? is life real? is anything real?
     
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  7. Snowbie

    Snowbie Grasshopper Member

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    o_O whyy x')
    Well the answer is clear. The guy that said this on my question...
     
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  8. Snowbie

    Snowbie Grasshopper Member

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    My dream is'nt real...
     
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  9. blaizor

    blaizor Journeyman Member

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    hope your grammar isn't real...
     
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  10. Drago

    Drago Faithful Poster Member

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    T-rex are chicken's ancestors :3
     
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  11. TigerStrikeV2

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  12. VivaLaVida

    VivaLaVida Forum Veteran Member

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    No Your mum
     
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  13. PixelTM

    PixelTM Quick Digit Member

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    Is KFC come first
     
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  14. kristo465

    kristo465 Journeyman Member

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    so the chicken came first :p
     
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  15. Snowbie

    Snowbie Grasshopper Member

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    Idc... I'm not english .. I don't have english lessions... I learnd my english by myself. Live with it :/
     
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  16. masquerade1

    masquerade1 Quick Digit Member

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    the gg because the animal that laid the egg the cells evolved
     
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  17. IcyTea

    IcyTea Nimble Knuckle Member

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    probably
     
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  18. masquerade1

    masquerade1 Quick Digit Member

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    lol
     
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  19. Ashley89

    Ashley89 Ancient Poster Member

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    Well this is a very controversial question and here what I believe;
    The egg came first.
    See, when 2 organisms reproduce, they pass their genetic info as DNA, but when DNA is replicated, it does not turn out completely the same. Look at it this way, when 2 parents reproduce and have an offspring, that offspring doesn't look completely identical to the parents (this is in most situations, there have been very very few cases where the offspring and parent are identical). This is known as a slight genetic mutation. Now, when the mutations continuously occur, this can last lead to the creation of a new species. So, there might have been a creature that was very similar to a chicken who mated with another of its kind, which would have created a chicken due to a minor genetic mutation. Although this is one way to comprehend it, some theories suggest that the chicken came first. It all depends on what you believe.
     
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  20. Tr1ckyShadow

    Tr1ckyShadow Ancient Poster Member

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    VivaLaPizza came first
     
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