»Rip Minecraft

So, basically I was playing Minecraft, then I went to eat and I came back and tried to launch the game and then it got stuck on "launching" ;-; halp any "Experts" out there halp me xD

 

Ehm yes :3
1. Close minecraft
2. Find ur system 32 folder
3. Delete it
4. Minecraft should work properly now

 

Microwave your pc
if you don't explain how am I supposed to help

 

try using a different launcher

 

this should help
1.grab ur computer
2.pick up ur computer
3.go to ur house rooftop
4.stand near the edge
5.let go of ur computer
6.go downstairs
well done u got rid of it

well just kidding this one should work
1.close your minecraft launcher
2.go to %appdata%
3.delete your .minecraft folder (if you don't want to lose any of your maps / texture pack go backup up the maps / texture packs then put them in your new folder
4.let your launcher reinstall minecraft
5.open it
this should work because it happend me so many times.

 

heres the solution
1. grab a sledgehammer
2. grab your pc
3. boil some water in a pot
4. smash your pc too bits
5. put your pc pieces in the pot
6. cook for 5-10 mins
7. enjoy the meal

 

Sell your pc buy another one

 

Okay, it tasted a bit like metal but um it still didnt fix it wait lemme try Satab's option :c

 

omge it no delet u no help i guess it'll eat it then thank yo DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

Disable jvm arguments, if it still doesnt launch i'd delete the .minecraft folder (located at roaming~appdata)

 

Maybe ur computer is full delete some stuff
Happen to me sometime

 

Answer has been given

Requesting Lock

 

-Requesting Lock Rainbow Helped me out! Thank you!

 

ok take my advice KILL UR SELF FAGGOT!(jk jk try and asking for help hahhahaha)

 

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