»aXed is illuminati confirmed! (PSA)

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  1. Zelotez

    Zelotez Quick Digit Member

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    So yesterday, I was just walking down the GC halls, having a fun time making false claims against Electro members, announcing my fetishes and favorite types of pornography to my faction members, and overall it was very average. I was clueless and calm.. relaxed, even.. But then, I saw what cannot be unseen. I saw.. THIS!

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    "What could it be!? How could it have gotten here!?" I wondered to myself. I then realized something. This was proof that @aXed is illuminati confirmed.. As you can see over here, this is a portrait of @aXed drinking a bottle of (WARM FUCKING) scotch and smoking a cigar (CLEARLY WASTING IT FUCKING GOD). What caught me off guard, was his ears. They were so pointy and so.. elf-like?(TF) But that wasn't the disturbing part.. It was the highlighting around them! It was clear someone had figured this out before I had! But what could have happened to them? Were they destroyed by the ban hammer? To this day, I still have no idea. If anyone could clarify what this is, they'd be contributing to the "PAI" foundation (Prove.Axed-is-the.Illuminati). PAI is a non-profit project dedicated to proving that @aXed is definitely part of the so-called destructive project, code named "Illuminati". PAI was founded by myself after finding this horrific piece of art posted in the GC halls. We have several articles and news paper reports proving that aXed is indeed part of the illuminati. Most of them have disappeared mysteriously and we think that aXed is trying to hide something from us. Something so secretive and so immoral that the public would not approve it. Pressure him into telling us the truth, or else, we will all fall and crumble under his power. Be sure to contribute to PAI by exposing to the world the truth about aXed in a photo, video, or anything that could be enough to make him burst. Thanks for reading this PSA. Stay safe out here, kids!
     
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  2. peacead

    peacead Forum Veteran Member

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    fix the image
     
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  3. Zelotez

    Zelotez Quick Digit Member

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    What do you mean? It looks pretty fine to me.
     
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  4. peacead

    peacead Forum Veteran Member

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    Well im using mobile phone and it doesnt work ^_^
     
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  5. Zelotez

    Zelotez Quick Digit Member

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    Oh. That's a little weird.

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  6. goldensky1406

    goldensky1406 Nimble Knuckle Member

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    Omg I thought Its real @aXed , but I look at hes nick and I see hes not @aXed . LOL!!!!!!!
    Im neb confirmed...
     
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  8. Zelotez

    Zelotez Quick Digit Member

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    LOL.


    (pretty cool song tho imo off topic ik)
     
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  9. conebob

    conebob Quick Digit Member

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    bs?
     
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  10. Zelotez

    Zelotez Quick Digit Member

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    No man it's 100% true how could I lie about something like this (Please stop post-farming kthxbai).
     
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  11. HenryrocksMC

    HenryrocksMC Forum Master Member

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    Stop the world, i want to go off..
     
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  12. dm4uz3

    dm4uz3 Ancient Poster Member

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    It doesn't work because Apple is shit
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    Android ftw
     
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  13. Vurow

    Vurow Broken Staff Member Admin

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  14. Zelotez

    Zelotez Quick Digit Member

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    My Android was dipped into a bowl of water. didn't work for 2 days. 3rd day it worked like a charm with no type of recovery. Speaker and camera work fine. No battery loss. Opposing to my previous iPhone 5S which died when I dropped it on it's back. Once..
     
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  15. xPandaHD ^^

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    illuminati confirmed LOL
     
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  16. lolnoteven

    lolnoteven Ancient Poster Member

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    amateur
     
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  17. EmoScenePvp

    EmoScenePvp Honorary Poster Member

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    omg lol @aXed #EXPOSED its all oger now
     
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  18. voi_boy

    voi_boy Enthusiast Member

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    aXed has 4 letters so does mine
    aXed plays mine-Craft.... Wait m.i.n.e.c.r.a.f.t~~9 letters~ Guildcraft has 10. 10-9=1 aXed has one capital letter in his name X... wait! X or maybe Ex illuminati!! illuminati had 10 letters so does Guildcraft.... this cant be fake.. another X is itsmesteyn an EX owner... thats 2 X's and one reason... 2+1=3!!! 3... there are 3 differant sides to this. Minecraft, guildcraft and aXed what else has 3 sides, a pizza... aXed loves pizza's. Pizza's has 6 letters so does obamaaa obamaaa is the EX president of U.S.A wait!!! thats a 3rd EX! and while we are on U.S.A (3letters) who is another Ex president thats right Bush! Bush did 9/11 (confirmed) 9/11 was a horrible event that has 3 numbers......
    U.S.A~3 LETTERS
    9/11~ 3 NUMBERS
    There has been 3 X'S In all of this Thats 3 3's...This only occurs when someone has cracked the code of the master illuminati leader! aXed is the owner of Illuminati and Guildcraft.....
     
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  19. voi_boy

    voi_boy Enthusiast Member

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    @aXed you cant deney this
     
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  20. xPandaHD ^^

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    #EXPOSED
     
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