»Your first time on guildcraft - 5 word STORY LINE

We've all run into one of those "The first time I played on Guildcraft.." topics, so this one has a TWIST.

We compile a story of a n00b who just started playing - in replies!
How? Well, I start the game with MAXIMUM 5 words (eg: " I had just joined survival), the next person continues the story in a reply with 5 words (eg: "..The first thing I saw.."), and so on.

Note, post farming will not be allowed (as always), so you've got a maximum of 5 replies on this topic. Make them count!

OK let us begin:

The first time I played..

 

annihilation I was a noob

 

I kept on getting killed

 

And I started using huzuni

 

Then Axed came to me aaannnd Banned for using anti knockback

 

the noobest faction player ever

 

and i became toxic :3

 

and got alot of fans

 

And I got auto banned

 

Meanwhile, I was being griefed

 

then snoop dog came and he f*cked yo bitch while griefin yo base

 

Then cri in the back

 

while they steal my eggs

 

And it hatches into chicks

 

and a hacker killed my chicks

 

And I ate the hacker

 

And Hacker become MLG so

 

I killed Axed and Arjenpro

 

then gave birth to a frog and it crapped on my sofa

 

and i ate the crap so

 

I got sick and died.

 

I was a bow spammer

 

and players called me "a mutha fuka piece of crap lil fagtard shit-fuk" and i showed dem the fingah

 

and fvcked them up