»Your best Joke

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  1. ButtoningWand

    ButtoningWand Enthusiast Member

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the moron's house.

    Knock-Knock
    Who's there?
    THE CHICKEN
     
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  2. Respectful Man

    Respectful Man Enthusiast Member

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  3. Pooperazee

    Pooperazee Faithful Poster Member

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    1.9
     
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  4. Pretty

    Pretty Forum Veteran Member

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    Yo cat
     
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  5. YepImPanda

    YepImPanda Enthusiast Member

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    Yo mama so ugly even Bob the Builder said "We can't fix it."
     
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  6. Timmyk14

    Timmyk14 Quick Digit Member

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    What did the Miner Sleep on when he couldn't make a Bed?
    Bed-Rock!
     
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  7. -Killas-

    -Killas- Faithful Poster Member

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    What do you call a handsome bread?

    Bread pitt
     
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  8. Kaiden

    Kaiden Nimble Knuckle Member

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    Wat does a cyborg dinosaur say when he gets a virus.

    An erawr
     
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  9. YashP

    YashP Forum Master Member

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    A bicycle can't stand on its own cause
    Its TWO TIRED
     
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  10. Chisagu

    Chisagu Eternal Poster Member

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    I was going to look for my missing watch but I could never find the time.
     
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  11. [Legend] gabby27

    [Legend] gabby27 Faithful Poster Member

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    best joke?
    my life
     
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  12. uryfgoifh

    uryfgoifh Forum Guru Member

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    Best joke ever: You
    (Think about it :cool:)


    Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

    Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

    Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”

    Patrick, “What school?”




    Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

    Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

    Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”

    Patrick, “What school?”
     
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  13. peacead

    peacead Forum Veteran Member

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    GC autoban system ._.


    (Jkjkjkjk dun hates me)
     
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  14. _Jassy_

    _Jassy_ Newbie Member

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    uhhm lol
     
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  15. BlackArow74

    BlackArow74 Member Member

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    Du dum Tsss....


    Jk that Was kinda Funny :p
     
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  16. Lengendarygamer

    Lengendarygamer Faithful Poster Member

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    Answer this .-.
    download.jpg
    If u are wondering for answer here it is
     
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  17. CyberHazard

    CyberHazard Forum Master Member

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    Why did the person cross the road, to get to the other side...



    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH FUNNIEST JOKE EVER! R8 THIS M8 PLOX
    great banta
     
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  18. lolnoteven

    lolnoteven Ancient Poster Member

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    who is eXDawnsaur

    ****
     
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  19. FM9897K

    FM9897K Ancient Poster Member

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    This is the best..

    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
    While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
    To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was ****, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

    :)
     
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  20. Cervium

    Cervium Forum Veteran Member

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    Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
     
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