»10 Reasons why Cephardrome is the King of all Noobs

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Reason 1. 98.09% of the time i FIght in 1v1 I lose ;3 even if i have a better sword
Reason 2. I can't beat Pretty Gangstar in a 1v1
Reason 3. I have no idea what the Meaning of nub neb nab is
Reason 4. Im a Potato
Reason 5. i have 469 ping
Reason 6. Even during farms i Say random stuff
Reason 7. Im annoying af
Reason 8. I kill Steal From people like GTF Piza(Although thats rlly hard) Group of ten people attacking 1 person a Potato Lord, a Water Bottle Named bae the Merome's Bae, my toilet, 369 mlg pink Potato lord, 100 fans (No Conditioners), the Scrub named Cephardrome, and Manymore, And manymore69, the Lord of Annihilation PizaScrub, Banana Robot, Deez Potatoez, Idk what im saying, Maybe im just Dumb, Or am i The NebLord, w8 or the King of noobs
Reason 9. My mom is a Potato Block
Reason 10. And finally the final Reason why im the King of all noobs is Cuz................. Thats right Respect me .-.
Its just a Prank bro
Apart from
Reason 1. 98.09% of the time i FIght in 1v1 I lose ;3 even if i have a better sword. This is true
Reason 2. I can't beat Pretty Gangstar in a 1v1. this is Kind of True
Reason 3. I have no idea what the Meaning of nub neb nab is. I actualy dont know what those mean
Reason 4. Im a Potato. 100% 420 360 Noscope Quick scope a Lie
Reason 5. i have 469 ping. I actualy ahve 369
Reason 6. Even during farms i Say random stuff. Cuz im missing a regen Potion
Reason 7. Im annoying af. Im not Trust me
Reason 8. I kill Steal From people like GTF Piza(Although thats rlly hard) Group of ten people attacking 1 person a Potato Lord, a Water Bottle Named bae the Merome's Bae, my toilet, 369 mlg pink Potato lord, 100 fans (No Conditioners), the Scrub named Cephardrome, and Manymore, And manymore69, the Lord of Annihilation PizaScrub, Banana Robot, Deez Potatoez, Idk what im saying, Maybe im just Dumb, Or am i The NebLord, w8 or the King of noobs. Um I dont know about this 1 Pass!!!
Reason 9. I am a Random PLayer who says Random Stuff like Potato or or ..... or You noob. Sorry i had to Change it. If you read all of this than your a Noob :3

 

I find this post...
Acceptable

 

thats not how i kno u ;-;

 

i NEVER... KNEW.... I BEATED U IN A 1V1 LOL

 

Um Thanks i Guess .-.

 

Than tell me How yu know me >

 

Pretty Thats cuz our 1v1 never Happened reason 1 Your Always Protected by tons of Players
Reason 2. You always have full iron when i see u
Reason 3. I cant be Bothered to fight u when your in Leather
Thats how I never beat you in 1v1 cuz it never Happened

 

hmm reasonable xD

 

Hmm....
Reason #1 seems like i have some body guards with me all the time eh?
Reason #2 hmmm? Oh, So you cant fight me while in iron? well, why did'nt you just asked me to fight you then?
Reason #3 uhhh.... looking through Reason #2 you cant fight me in iron. While in Reason #3 you cant bother to fight me in leather? eh? hmmm... So what you're saying is that i should be in full dia to fight you?
hmmm.... Ceph, What's with ur reasons LOL

 

You got a Point lol

 

I read all of this... I've become a noob ;-;

 

Potaetoe !!

Po - tay - toe !

ILY potatoe

 

0_0 you can be good player if for 1 game you wont use the chat unless soneome talked to YOU and if its useless then dont answer, or type in team chat something related to the game. Start with miner and just do something with full iron/rush/kill/get mid insted of being leather and talking all game.
-Piza1Scrub23

 

Ey you got my respect for admitting it xD especially in front of the pvp community

 

Ik you as a scout.

 

Thats what i Do although i Dont pay attention to much since theres really nothing to DO for me anymore I got all kits and I pretty much Have all the Anni Strategies in my Head, Thanks for the Advise anyway xD