»addition of /jokes

yow all .... i would like if someone added /jokes in minecraft.
that means if we write /jokes ur server will tell us a joke ... and there will be more than 150 jokes
the reason i want to add this is because if ur alone in ur faction or alone in eggwars u do /jokes and be happy.
that means if ur bored then do /jokes and u get
how does steve get his excersice done ???
he runs around the block .lol
i really loved this idea and would like if GC ADDS this tagging some staff to look over this
@xph11 @MonsterStorm @superboy12345 [Nub] @aXed
EDIT------- ADDITION OF /ADULT JOKES
like they will be warned tha if ur not an adult and ur hrmed by reading these jokes not our fault (Lol0

 

Agree +1

'My labatory just blew up

So my stuff in there Argon'

 

aXed is bad at making jokes :>
Expect some facepalms if this ever gets added

 

I agree with you....expect jokes like


"What did the vegetables say at the party?"
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"


Ps - If u didnt understand the joke.....I will come to your house with a shotgun

 

Oh fudge I still wanna live... ifna

 

why dont we ask all the players for the jokes and we will decide which one to take out of top 100 right???

 

This is a great idea, +1. It isnt very hard to code but depnding on how many jokes there will be it will be laggy. But still good.

-SS

 

Nice. It sounds so dumb when you think of it, but it seems cool +1

 

Instead of preset jokes, why don't add something like /jokes add <insert joke here>?
o wait people will make rule breaking jok- Also add who is the creator of that joke when someone does /jokes so when people makes a rule breaking joke(eg. every admin is a badmin.) it can be reported.

 

I laik dis since my days were bad

 

Your suggestion is a joke..


By joke I mean funny.

I found this suggestion to be interesting so I'll support your suggestion.

 

100?they wil change every 4-5 months.

 

is this ever gonna take place

 

OMG I can feel it.... I can feel it not happening anytime soon !

 

whay???

 

theres more important things that needs to be added and noone is working on them

 

3 main parts of a garden?
Lettuce
turnip
pea

 

hm ... but it should be added right???

 

It's will all be lame jokes because this server is pg.
NSFW jokes are the best lol

 

+10
It's such a funny idea but rlly nice for an addon . Hope the admins see it !!

#PositiveVibes

 

How does Steve get his exercise?
He runs around the block.

Have you heard of the creeper that went to a party?
He had a BLAST!

What's a ghast's favorite country?
The Nether-Lands!

What did Steve say as he faced off against a skeleton with his pickaxe?
"I've got a bone to pick with you."

Why did the Creeper cross the road?
To get to the other Sssssssside!

If there will ever be a Minecraft movie, then it would be a blockbuster.

Why can't the Ender Dragon read a book?
Because he always starts at the End.

How did Steve feel when he spent hours mining only to find nothing but coal?
Shafted.

Why don't blazes ever make businesses?
They keep firing people!

What is the national sport of Minecraft?
Boxing.

Why did the Creeper cross the road?
To get to the other sssssssssSSSSSSSSSsside.

What did Steve say to his girlfriend?
I dig you.

A zombie walks into work, and his boss tells him, "Did you get enough sleep last night? You look a bit dead this morning..."

What kind of parties do Minecraft players have?
"Block" parties.

A creeper walks into a bar. Everyone dies.

When I saw the guy with a potion I knew there was trouble brewing.

I asked if I could look for ores in an Italian minecrafter's cave. He said, "No it's-a mine"

This guy started to rage after he found out that he was raided. I told him to take it down a Notch.

I'd tell you a joke about the end, but it will just dragon.